Mr. Sparkle T “Dude Where’s my car?” White

“Dude, Where’s My Car?” Tee White

Because finding your car shouldn’t feel like a sequel.

You know that moment when you step out of Target, sunglasses on, vibes high… and then—bam—you realise your car has vanished into a sea of cars? maybe someone just parked in front so you cant see it? Yeah. This shirt gets it.

Printed in bold white letters on a sleek black tee, this shirt speaks the universal truth we’ve all screamed in a parking lot at some point. It’s comfy. It’s relatable. It’s the perfect outfit for losing your car and your dignity—stylishly.

Whether you’re into 2000s nostalgia or just have a terrible sense of direction, this shirt’s for you. Pair it with a confused expression and keys you swore were just in your hand.

Warning: Does not actually help you find your car. But it will help you find new friends with equally questionable parking lot memory and a great sense of humour.